My right to privacy!

Damned the Glove and Mail - I knew we should have bought more shares in those loudmouthed bastards. They go and blab about my Family Tree like they know me.

Nobody knows me - nobody knows my pain!

Well, except maybe Charles - he and I shared a talk or two, back in the day.

Now you know why I moved to Bermuda - it wasn't the taxes - it was all you damned fools trying to pry into my business!


Does it look like I have candy? No? Then why are you looking at my eyes?

Hell, go ahead and do your puff pieces, that's fine, even a pointing out the obvious facts can't be avoided some of the time. But for the love of gold, keep our business out of the headlines!

What are my progeny up to? I handed them every single newspaper and they can't manage to keep our weaknesses out of the news?

Good thing we don't have any competitors.

News of the day - Nov 22, 2007

Let's see what one of my papers has on board today...

Homeless people don't have homes The community's mayor has promised a 10-year tax holiday to developers building mobile-home parks in the community.

Park turned into landfill "The provincial government has temporarily closed Woolastook Family Park in Upper Kingsclear. <...> The province contends that the land and assets weren't kept in good repair, a landfill was created in the park, and issues relating to tourism standards fell short."

Mother butchers, then burns newborn baby "She said it would have triggered a psychological state known as disassociation. Pearce described that as "a disconnect between thinking, feeling and outside reality," and said it would be like watching the events on television."

There's a perfect finale to a horrible news day - nothing better than a baby killing to distract people from homelessness, park closings and dissociative media!

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